200,000 years of human evolution and it's come to this!
Hello Kitty Headphones
They're pink and gold and festooned with the iconic image of Hello Kitty
– the cutesy superstar from Japan's megatoycorp Sanrio. The headphones
work with virtually all kinds of music player and fold up so they can be
hidden out of sight.
Yoda In Your Pocket
Impress your friends it will. A talking Yoda this is.
In your pocket it goes. No, sorry can't keep this up. Is there no end
to Lucas's money-making chicanery? Yoda In Your Pocket is a green
(geddit) keyring with six buttons, each of which is programmed with an
immortal phrase from the Star Wars series.
Hannspree Zoo Series Photo Frame
Oh look, grandpa's head has been eaten by a polar bear. Yup this is a
polar bear with an 8-inch photo frame in his belly - perfect for
displaying family photos in glorious 800 x 480 pixel resolution.
Teddy Speaker
Another amazing accessory for your MP3 player. Only this time it's teddy bear-shaped
and made from patterned pink, blue and yellow material. With a speaker
in each of his feet, this high tech bear comes with a 3.5mm headphones
jack lead and requires 4 AA batteries, which is a bummer.
Penguin USB Flash Drives
Data storage. Two words that strike icy cold fear in anyone too dumb to back up their stuff. Or move it around. Luckily these Penguin USB flash drives have come to the rescue, offering up to 4GB of space for stuff like pictures of kittens and X-Factor MP3s.
Solar Butterfly
Green technology is many things: planet saver, CO2 reducer, economy
booster, but it's never been cute. Until now. Paint its wings and then
stick the Solar Butterfly to a window and the magical power of the sun will cause it to flap its wings and turn your room rainbow-coloured.
Extraordinary Earbuds
Groove on the move with these extraordinary earbuds,
which are available in a bewildering array of cutesy designs: Ducks,
Ladybirds, Cupcakes, Volume Knobs, Bling and, erm, Skulls and Flies.
Wireless Choco Mouse
What are the two best things in the world. Pizza and Laydeez? Nope.
Think chocolate and computers. So it's a good job some clever inventor
has put the two together (not cheese and tomato girls, keep up) and
invented the Wireless Choco Mouse.
