“Are those real pearls?” “No, but my sweater powers most of Denmark.”- Blythe Haaga
"Glenn Close's costume from '101 Zebras.''- Blythe Haaga

"Proving the 'put a cummerbund on it' rule of fashion." - Blythe Haaga

"Hillary Clinton’s version of a sweatsuit."- Blythe Haaga

"Cannot. Escape. Gangnam. Style."- Megan Redfearn

"50 Shades of Amish."- Blythe Haaga

"This was an Eagles Snuggie before the color and logo wore off."- Blythe Haaga

"Boy George, she's got it!"- Maria Randazzo

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your forget it, just use that flour sack as a parachute." - Blythe Haaga

"I'm ready for dinner!"- Maria Randazzo
