“Are those real pearls?” “No, but my sweater powers most of Denmark.”- Blythe Haaga
"Glenn Close's costume from '101 Zebras.''- Blythe Haaga
"Proving the 'put a cummerbund on it' rule of fashion." - Blythe Haaga
"Hillary Clinton’s version of a sweatsuit."- Blythe Haaga
"Cannot. Escape. Gangnam. Style."- Megan Redfearn
"50 Shades of Amish."- Blythe Haaga
"This was an Eagles Snuggie before the color and logo wore off."- Blythe Haaga
"Boy George, she's got it!"- Maria Randazzo
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your forget it, just use that flour sack as a parachute." - Blythe Haaga
"I'm ready for dinner!"- Maria Randazzo